Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Mureder Mystery Pt. (Part) III (3)

As an aside before we begin, I'd like to say that if you notice any plot inconsistencies, they are, in fact, plot inconsistencies.

After a 5 hour stint in the hospital to repair his bleeding hand and a one-hour conference with the principle telling him never again to return to the high school seeing as how he graduated 3 years prior and he was breaking the law, Gary the P began to formulate a plan for how to solve the murder of the mayor of the city of Seattle. He sat and pondered for a few hours before getting an angry call from his boss reminding him that he missed work and that he was fired. Gary the P shrugged and sat slouchily and thank some more. Later, at approximately 6:52 PM, Gary the P had an epiphany! He was very hungry! So he called up Calara to plan a dinner date "get-together".

"Yo Yo Calarara! Wanna go grab a slice?!?!?!" shouted Gary the P into his phone.

"Ow," Calara said with a vaguely Irish accent.

"Same question," Gary the P pressed.

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................... Sure... Wait, a slice of what? I never know with you," she said in exasperation.

"Don't worry, just pizza this time! How about we go to Dom DeLuise's?" Gary the P retorted.

"Sure, I'll pick you up"

And they went.

At Dom DeLuise's Super Fantabulous Pizzeria, Gary the P and Calara ordered a large Cheese Pizza with extra cheese and they ate it, and also, while they ate, they spoke.

"I think I'm going to need your help solving this murder, Calarara." Gary the P said plainly.

"Remind me again of why you feel destined to solve this murder case again," she spat.

"Because I got, like, this feeling and stuff," Gary the P rebutted.

The odds were stacked against her. Calara needed a miracle to weasel her way out of this one.

"That's a terrible reason to put your life in danger, Gary the P!" she said in a completely normal way.

But Gary the P was as clever as a lead pipe and he quickly responded with

"Oh yeah..."

Calara had won this argument seemingly, and then Gary the P... Had a flash... of.... brilliance...

"If you help me solve this case I'll quit pestering you and calling you my romantic interest and you'll never see me again! I won't even call you Ted anymore!"

"But you never call me Ted."

"Oops... I meant to say Calarara"

She had to agree... This was her only chance to end this nightmare!!

"Ok fine."

Gary the P shot through the roof with a blast of ape fury and landed. This had to be the start of something special!! When Ted Calara saw his super detective skills at work, she'd fall madly in love with the dashing hero! (After a bit of plastic surgery perhaps) This was definitely going to be it! The moment Gary the P had been waiting for had finally arrived! It was time... To score a babe.

Meanwhile, at the table cluttered with ceiling debris, Calara left a hefty tip for the waiter, Charlie, and left rolling her eyes all the way home.

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