We Give Up: The Credits

Sorry for putting this literary garbage in your reading eyeballs for the past month. Here's credit where credit is due.

 CAST (in chronological order of appearance): 

Part 27: The Results of a Poorly Planned and Increasingly Hectic Writing Schedule/Plot Development

"Do you guys know what we need to do to stop Angelique?" The Rock asked the new group.

"I was wondering when you'd ask that," Joan Jett responded as if they had been a group for 26 parts.

"Herbert, do your thing," Chief said with a tone that implied a rich backstory between the five characters that has yet to be seen.

"Chewbacca!" Chewbacca chewbacca'd.

"Wombat powers activate!" Herbert shouted in Wombatese.

Part 26: This is What Happens When We Get Lazy and Don't Write Our Parts of the Story, Jared

The entire nation of Gabon was now a nuclear wasteland because our 4 heroes decided to take a break during Part 25 instead of disarming the warhead that they were flying aboard. Angelique had succeeded at taking the lives of millions all because poor, little Jared didn't want to write at 10 minutes till midnight. I'm sure he's very happy right now.

Part 25: I Forgot I Had To Write Again Until 11:50 At Night Because I'm Stupid

The four heroes took a break from rescuing things and things and decided to take a nap. It was good, and there was much celebration and rejoicing.

TO BE CONTINUED BY JAKE "SORRY I TOOK TWO OFF DAYS, I'LL MAKE UP FOR IT LATER" SMITH

Part 24: Aftermath

After the fascinating, intriguing, exciting, game-changing, hideously entertaining, immensely anxiety-inducing, ferociously perfect events that transpired in Part 23, the team found themselves staring down the barrels of 4 harpoon guns.