After strolling through Mogadishu and enjoying the sights and sounds of the lush and vibrant city, the group's acid trip finally waned and they realized that Mogadishu was actually God's inspiration for Hell. Disgusted at the filth in the streets and horrified by the senseless violence around them (which they had previously believed was a birthday parade for a famous author), the group quickly left for Bakool, a small province in southwestern Somalia.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Monday, January 7, 2013
Part 7: Birthday Special
"Crap!" said Jared, as he realized that he had forgotten to write the day's addition to the blog until less than an hour before midnight.
Mounted on LeForbes' skis, the team was circumnavigating the planet to find the distant, uncharted land of Somalia.
"There it is!" Officer said as he saw a landmass.
Mounted on LeForbes' skis, the team was circumnavigating the planet to find the distant, uncharted land of Somalia.
"There it is!" Officer said as he saw a landmass.
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Sixth Part: Midnight In Paris
At long last, after 24 hours, it was midnight again in Paris! The team was ready to charge into Angelique's base and engage in aggressive diplomacy, so they did.
"UNH!!!" Skye grunted as she kicked in the door (Skye plays tennis, too.)
"UNH!!!" Skye grunted as she kicked in the door (Skye plays tennis, too.)
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Part Cinco: The Plot Twist (Doesn't Happen Until Much Later)
The four members of the team (that would be Abraham, LeForbes, Officer, and Skye, in case you forgot, grandma) were waiting outside impatiently for the clock to finally strike 12:00 midnight.
11:59:00 P.M.
"Here's the plan, guys," Skye said as she unpacked hundreds of grenades, several large IEDs, and a handful of submachine guns (one submachine gun can fit into a hand), "We're going to go inside and use the oldest trick in the book."
"And what would that be?" Abraham asked calmly as he turned the last page in a British Literature textbook.
"Diplomacy," she responded, finalizing her arsenal with a sniper rifle and a scuba suit.
11:59:00 P.M.
"Here's the plan, guys," Skye said as she unpacked hundreds of grenades, several large IEDs, and a handful of submachine guns (one submachine gun can fit into a hand), "We're going to go inside and use the oldest trick in the book."
"And what would that be?" Abraham asked calmly as he turned the last page in a British Literature textbook.
"Diplomacy," she responded, finalizing her arsenal with a sniper rifle and a scuba suit.
Friday, January 4, 2013
Mystery 2, Part 4: Lazy Day in Paris feat. Character Development
After finishing their 8 AM dinner at Le Thon Lusty, the team departed and set about to kill time until their scheduled midnight raid of Angelique's Parisian base of operations. It was a terribly dreary day in the city, and a hard rain was falling. Fortunately, LeForbes pressed a button on the back of his cowboy boots and suddenly four umbrellas were created using the boots' "Matter Creation Ray".
"Um?" questioned Abraham.
"Um?" questioned Abraham.
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