Author's Note: Hark! Before I begin writing the 16th installment of this murder mystery I would like to say two things. First, I apologize for Jared's incorrect use of the word 'Prequel' in the subtitle for part 15 yesterday. He isn't that bright. Second, I would like to apologize for the fact that the winter murder mystery is in no way, shape, or form, a mystery. In an attempt to make up for the lack of intrigue, I have tried to make this section as mysterious as possible by omitting several key words. Exeunt.
LeForbes looked up at the... before him. It was... and he felt... about it. He knew that he had to go around this... to complete his part of the mission but he had not idea how he would best the... before him. He pulled out his God Boots and began scanning the options for some sort of tool that would help him to... or... which he deemed to be his two most valid options in this scenario. Eventually, he settled upon a... which he then used to... the... With great..., the... fell to the ground with a thud. LeForbes was victorious! Wiping the... from his brow, LeForbes pushed on into the... building so that he could retrieve the... which was an integral part of the mission to defeat Angelique.
Once he opened the door using a..., LeForbes scanned the interior of the... building until he located the... room. With caution, he shimmied over to the door where he used the... again to open this door. Once inside, LeForbes searched the... for the... but it was nowhere to be found! With frustration, he... his...on the... and let out a howl of... Unfortunately, the howl of... alerted the station's security of his... and they soon had swarmed LeForbes with their... drawn and their...equipped. LeForbes took out a... and in one fell swoop managed to... all the guards. With pride and gusto, LeForbes put away his... and continuted his search for the...
"I've got to find the..." ...LeForbes.
"Let me help you... it!" shouted Tommy... Jones, star of "No... For Old Men" and "Men in..."
"Thanks for the...!" exclaimed...
So Tommy Lee Jones and LeForbes set about searching for the... again. Eventually, they stumbled across a room called the... Room.
"Sounds... to me," said... Lee Jones.
"You've got that..." replied Le...bes.
The two opened the door slowly and to their... they saw before them the ...!
"This is exactly what we needed!" shouted LeForbes without omissions so that the readers knew that the goal had been accomplished.
Tommy Lee J...ones... with great joy and... LeForbes on the back. "Great job, kid!" he... in his Texan accent.
Then, out of..., a giant... appeared before the two men. It... its... around its head and then charged at the two men. LeForbes managed to... out of the way in time, and Tommy Lee Jones leaped above it with ease.
"Stupid...! I... all of you things!" he yelped violently.
"There's no way we can... this thing out on our own," panted LeForbes, "What are... going to do?"
"There's no we about it, kid. I know what I've... to do!" said Tommy Lee Jones.
"What... you mean?" questioned LeForbes with a look of... on his face.
"I'm sacri...ing myself to save you. Your mission is too... for you to die in some... place like this!" he said in an epic fashion befitting an actor of his...
"Gee, thanks, Tommy!" said LeForbes with no sentimentality at all. He practically ruined the scene!
So LeForbes bolted out of the... but not without taking a glance behind him just in time to see Tommy Lee Jones... in order to... the... which... both of them and... LeForbes to...
"What a great..." said LeForbes nostalgically.
With the... in hand and his mission complete, LeForbes left for... to meet up with the rest of the...
TO... CONTINUED BY JARED...
Author's Other Note: For added fun in this section, try playing Mad Libs with all of the ...'s!
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